The Subjects of My Experiment

To fully appreciate the risk I am taking in toilet training my cats, it's important to know a few things about them.

1) They eat everything, especially carbs. When they were kittens they stole half a baguette of Semifreddi's french bread and hid it in an empty room for two weeks.
2) They're not that bright.
3) They each create more waste than dogs twice their size.
4) They spend an average of 20 minutes a day scratching the side of the litter box "covering" that waste.



Bear is the fat one. Also the dumb one. He fell out a window when he was a kitten, and hasn't been right ever since.







Toby is slightly more intelligent, though significantly more passive aggressive and angsty.